Cases of being technologically handicapped have been repeated over the past decade, and unlike myths and folklore, the narrative structures remain more or less firm.
What differs though, and is thus interesting, is how people react [to being technologically handicapped]. For my friend Lisa, who qualifies for the Trophy of Forgetfulness, if one existed, her day passes in a hungover state, and everything turns to a tragedy. The first time she left for work without her mobile phone, she left ten minutes later than her usual time, and found herself in a traffic jam that budged inches every few seconds. Still believing she could make it just in time, she reached for her phone, which she always kept in a specific pocket in her bag, incidentally designed for a mobile phone – in case of emergencies, which was always the case where using her mobile phone was concerned. Tomorrow was Friday night, may as well fire texts to Andy and Gina and make plans! A few more inches of budging later, her handbag contents were strewn over the passenger seat and panic struck.
An hour later, the overcast sky had decided to shower its contents on Lisa, who was waiting grumpily for a tow-truck to help get her car and herself safely back on the street. Lisa, in desperation, had jumped her way through two lanes of cranky, honking motorists, driven onto the grass patch divider and tried to turn back home. Except the wheels of her Honda had refused to be put through that pressure.
Looking grizzly and huffing her way through the office doors two hours later, the day wasn’t to be kind. End-of-week reports failed to print, forcing her to stay late, she spilled her lunch soup over her skirt and her book, and got into a tiffy with her co-workers, about which, to this day she has never spilled the beans. All you’ll get out of her is “oh, silly silly stuff! They just can’t cope!”
‘Neither can you’, I remind her, to which she crunches her nose and turns away with a knowing grin.
Neither can I, really.
My reactions are less dramatic. If I work close-enough to home, I will drive out at lunch and get my phone. Sometimes, I like to bask in a feeling of anticipation of what unexpected messages I’d have received when I get home at the end of the day – you know, maybe I’d be rewarded for my patience and rationality with an unexpected text from a long-distance friend! This anticipation is not always satisfied – or needed. Especially not when I am forced to wait it out till 5 p.m., then rush home, dashing through orange (no, never red! Not me!) lights and swerving like a mad-hatter to change lanes – all this if this was the one day that my communication with the outside world depended on this small wired-and-chipped box!
What I’ve done once before is email all my friends and get them to email me (or call the work landline) with anything – the latter a hopeless suggestion. The day I did that I neither received emails nor texts. Either no one had anything to say or plan, or everyone decided they’d laugh and make me wait till I met my beloved again; for sure enough, I got bombarded with texts that night and the following day.
And now we’ve moved to our new flat and are living with no internet or phone connection, and mobile reception is pretty much non-existent!
We’ve coped - just about.
It is now Generation Y taking over – as young as ten years of age. They might make our tales something of a myth, as their tales over-ride with melodrama and tragedy.
Silly, silly stuff indeed!